Josh Hite and Rebecca Bayer

and the Orange Crush

June 3, 2014

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Josh Hite and Rebecca Bayer are members of the ‘Ten Fifteen Maple’ art collective, in residence now at the Hadden Park Field House in Vancouver, Canada.

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Josh and Kristen Roos purchased a canoe last August, and Josh has been going on excursions related to his perspective projects.

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There is one place though, that Josh has yet to paddle; around Stanley Park and under the Lions Gate Bridge.

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Dangerous tidal currents move through the Lions Gate into the Burrard Inlet, but I found a chart that indicates times when the current is perfectly still.

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The only thing was, we disagreed slightly about when that perfect time would be,

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and I was making matters worse by talking about all the confusing numbers on my chart.

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“It’s nice to go on an adventure in your own city.” said Rebecca.

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I got to ride in the middle while Josh and Rebecca expertly piloted the canoe.

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Josh was doing all the worrying that I usually do,

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and as a passenger, I realized how little cause there actually is to fret,

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when you are out in a boat, not far from shore, on a warm pretty day.

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Vancouver looks great from the water, like it was made to be seen from a canoe.

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Rebecca pointed out the The Euginia Building. The tree on top is the original height of Vancouver’s virgin pine forrest.

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There was something horrible about the idea, like seeing a severed head on a pike.

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To our left, the container ships waited 15 deep to enter the shipping port.

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The day was so clear that we could see a ship 20 miles away, its hull hidden by the curve of the earth.

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Eagles were being chased around by angry crows,

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and every time we turned around, a little head poked curiously out of the water; a harbor seal was following our canoe.

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Stanley park seemed like a theater, looking out onto the natural world, and we were sneaking quietly backstage.

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We passed by Slhx̱i7lsh rock, a powerful site for the Squamish people who lived on this peninsula before the British colony.

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My heart raced as we came within site of the Lions Gate,

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but we passed under the bridge without a hitch.

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The water was as still as glass. Josh had been right; the slack current seemed to coincide perfectly with high tide.

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We found a little beach to pull over,

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and sent word back to friends that we had made it through the Lions Gate.

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As traffic filled the channel, my confidence was rattled.

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Lucky we’re not coming through there right now, I thought.

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We set out to see more of downtown Vancouver,

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followed by our curious little friend.

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Josh and Rebecca pointed out the giant sulfur piles in the Port of Vancouver,

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the stoic ‘Girl in a Wetsuit’ by Elek Imredy,

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and whatever the heck that was.

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We slipped quietly by the Naval Base on Deadman’s Island,

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and let ourselves into the Royal Vancouver Yacht Club.

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It was fun to peek into all the boat garages,

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and see the million dollar yachts.

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We found a secret passage under the pier,

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and tied up to a dock downtown.

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We sat and rested for a bit,

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but when we set out again, I wondered if we had timed things wrong.

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We would be coming through the Lions Gate right between high and low tide, during the period of fastest moving current,

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exactly when we said we wouldn’t go.

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A concerned boater stopped and asked if we knew what we were about to do,

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but once again, there seemed nothing left to do but try,

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and we sped back through the channel like we were whitewater rafting.

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It doesn’t look like much in the picture here, but that dark patch in the water was a wave of current moving faster than I have ever seen before.

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We made it under the bridge in just a few minutes, accompanied by our little friend.

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A new friend appeared to be following us though;

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a Vancouver Police vessel. The concerned boater we spoke to earlier had radioed ahead for someone to help us.

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The police asked if we were aware that traveling under the Lions Gate in a canoe was against the law.

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I had to look back at Josh’s video to see what we said in return.

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“Yeah… Yeah… o.k… thank you.” we said.

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A helpful wind pushed us all the way back to Kitsilano Beach.

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We had been out for 7 hours and traveled over 12 miles.

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Josh and Rebecca’s friends would be wondering where they were by now,

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but we took some time to enjoy the sun before going back to real life.

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